How much is that?’Bartender: ‘$8.00.’Me: ‘Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?’Bartender: ‘ “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst”; No...spaces and all lowercase.’----Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the DayIt’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”Compliments of technomage‎Unitarian Universalist jokesQ: What do you get when you cross a UU with a Jehovah’s Witness?A: Someone who knocks on your door for no. "Did it do anything for you?" Yes. It got me wet and made me feel unclean" and that ended the watersports phase. Next it was bondage and S and M. It left bruises all over my body and made me mad so when he asked me if I like it I said that I wasn't really sure and that I needed to see what it would be like to be the giver instead of the receiver. I tied him to a chair and then sucked his cock to get it nice and hard. A couple of hard smacks with a ruler on his hard dick put a quick end to that. With him living some distance away, It had been a couple of years since I last saw him, so at this family get together at my brothers I was shocked at how much he had changed, mixed race & 6ft 2in he had been seriously hitting the gym and was ripped to fuck. All evening I was having a load of banter with Calum,his girlfriend Lauren & mate Richie, who was 18 yrs old about 6ft & with a shaven head, although he was not as muscular as Calum, I could tell he was toned through his fitted white. “Holly, Glory picked up something for you,” I gestured to the dark senior. Glory took a deep breath.“Oh?” She grinned, “Is it from you? From Anna?”“It’s from the both of us,” Anna assured her.“Wait? Is that drugs?” Holly recoiled a step from Glory.“Sweetie,” Lisa stepped up behind Holly, “Leo has gone out of his way to protect your mind. Now he, and Anna, want to protect your body.”“And your future,” I added smiling as best I could. Beth looked at me with a flat incredulous stare.“I’m not a.
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