✧ ✧ ✧Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.✧ ✧ ✧Neve... sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads toslipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. Soremember ... Don’t sing!✧ ✧ ✧During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine andorgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?✧ ✧ ✧I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow,”. Brad realized that Dacey’s touch was near-perfect close in, so he always took the first putt. To Dace’s cheers, he even sank one long one. Far more often, though, she would be crouched low well behind his ball as he took their first putt. Regardless of the length, in every case except one she made the necessary correction when she took her turn and sank hers.For his part, Brad found he loved to watch Dacey swing a golf club. She said her body was scrawny, but it was anything but. She was a. You take it in your hand and guide me inside of you, then wrap your legs around my back, drawing me deeper into you. We make slow, sweet love like this for many minutes, getting used to the feel of our coupling. Then you tell me that you would like to be in control. I smile, then roll onto my back, pulling you on top of me without withdrawing from inside of your sweet sex.You sit up, push your hands against my chest and slowly rock back and forth, up and down. Your eyes roll back into your head. I have a car. I have friends beyond measure.I’m twenty-three now. I need a mate. I don’t need, in the delicate terminology of some of my contemporaries, a fuck-toy or a friend with benefits. I sit at the table on Saturday evening in the community pavilion and I see couples. I see them and I think of Mom and Dad and I think ‘Tara, you deserve no less than that. Accepting less than that would dishonor your parents and five thousand years of tradition’.”I’m Jewish. Mom and Dad, natch. Rather rare.
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